Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 240

JUJUTSU KAISEN BY GEGE AKUTAMI CHAPTER 240: FOOLISH SURVIVOR-LIVE ON

BEATING SUKUNA WON’T MEAN ANYTHING… •.IF KENJAKU ACHIEVES HIS GOAL OF MERGING THE PEOPLE OF JAPAN WITH TENGEN. JUDGING FROM KENJAKU’S ADDITION TO THE RULES, ERADICATING ALL PLAYERS MAY BE A CONDITION OF ENDING THE CULLING GAME. TRANSLATION: JOHN WERRY LETTERING: SNIR AHARON WE SHOULD ATTACK KENJAKU BEFORE THE FIGHT BETWEEN GOJO AND SUKUNA ENDS.

HAKARI SENPAI AND I ARE PLAYERS, SO AS LONG AS WE’RE FIGHTING SUKUNA, KENJAKU CAN’T ACHIEVE HIS OBJECTIVE. MIWA IS A PLAYER, BUT SHE DOESNT PARTICIPATE IN THE FIGHTING, SO THERE’S NO REASON TO BE SO NEGATIVE. IF WE DEFEAT SUKUNA ONLY FOR OUR PLAYERS TO GET ANNIHILATED, INTERFERING WOULD BE SENSELESS. THERE’S A POSSIBLITY THAT SUKUNA WILL DO TO US WHAT WE’RE TRYING TO DO TO HIM. EVEN IF THEY DIDN’T AND WE NARROWLY BEAT SUKUNA WHILE GOJO LOSES, WE’D BE IN A BAD WAY WHEN FACING KENJAKU. THAT’D SUCK IF WE HAD OUR HANDS FULL WITH SUKUNA. THEN WHY WORRY? WHAT IF GOJO LOSES AND KENJAKU’S GROUP LAUNCHES A SURPRISE ATTACK?

DOESN’T THAT MEAN YOU’RE SINCOM- PETENT” THEN? IF WE SURPRISE HIM WITH JUST ONE FIGHTER FIGHTER, МАУВЕ ZEN’IN WOULD HAVE A CHANCE… …BUT WE SHOULDN’T DIVIDE OUR FORCES BEFORE FIGHTING SUKUNA. BESIDES, OUR ASSASSIN WOULD NEED TO BE UP TO THE TASK, AND EVEN THOUGH WE GRADE 1 SOR- CERERS ARE COMPETENT, WE’RE UNDER- QUALIFIED. I HAVE A RECORD OF RUNNING AWAY, SO DON’T COUNT ON ME. OH, RON！ I NOMINATE FUMIHIKO ТАКАВА. (•,

THE GUY WITH HIS JUNK HALF EXPOSED? ? HE DID IT AGAIN!! THAT ONE GOOFY PLAYER? IT COULD HAVE A BAD EFFECT ON HIS CURSE TECHNIQUE … …..SO DON’T TELL ANYONE WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SAY. NOT EVEN TAKABA HIMSELF. HIS CURSED TECHNIQUE IS…

IT’S A TOON, SO I’M TOTALLY – YOWCH!!

THAT LINE WASN’T IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL! HM? -IT-SEEMS -THIS PLAYER CAN MANIFEST -PHENOMENA!! NOD – ODD! sol? I’M NOT CAREFUL o HES MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY CURSED TECHNIQUES!!. YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD. HEH HEH! LONG- HAIRED BOY… HỆ CAN CREATE AND. CONTROL THING SHE IMAGINES!!

THAT LOOKED GOOD ON YOU! DESPITE VALL THE KNOWLEDGE IVE GAINED ACROSSA THOUSAND YEARS!! มูบังบารบ WILL HAVE NO EFFECT… *A COMPETITION FOR DETERMINING THE BEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN IN JAPAN. I AIN’T BRAGGIN, BUT LAST YEAR I MADE THE FIRST ROUND OF P-1!* FUMIHIKO TAKABA, WITH NABE NABE ENTERTAIN- MENT! WHO ARE YOU? WHAT A PESKY PLAYER! BUT EVERY CURSEDA TECHNIQUE HAS A WEAKNESS.

EVERYONE SAYS THAT, BUT 1 ADMIRED A CERTAIN COMIC. SO YOU BELONG TO NABE NABE. YOU JUST PISSED OFF EVERY SINGLE COMEDIAN! SN’T THE ONLY FUNNY THING ABOUT P-1 HOW POORLY HANDLED IT IS? ONEED HANG AMENTALS RESET, OR, *EVEN AMATEURS PASS THE FIRST ROUND!” I SUPPOSE YOU WANTED ME TO SAY, *BUT THAT MEANS YOU DIDN’T ADVANCE PAST THE FIRST ROUND!” YOU CRAP MONK!! I GREW UP WATCHING LAUGHING DOG! I ASSUMED YOU WERE IN PONY. …HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THIS GUY! I GUESS THAT’S OBVIOUS THOUGH. NOT THE SHOW VOCA- BULA? HEY, I CAN ACTUALLY… oco THIS DUDE AGTUALLY LIKES

…AND MERGE AND GIVE BIRTH TO MONSTERS AND STUFF!! MAKING PEOPLE KILL EACH OTHER… WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “THIS”? 50 WHY’RE YOU DOING THIS? I’VE ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION TODAY. THE SHORT ANSWER IS THAT I’M INTELLECTUAL- LY CURIOUS. BECAUSE IT SOUNDS ENTER- TAINING. …IF YOU FOUND SOMETHING MORE INTEREST- ING? 50 WOULD YOU GIVE UP… WHAT?! POSSIBLY. AKE EME LAUGHA HAH! MAKE ME LAUGH IF YOU CAN MIRROR ..15 WRITTEN ON YOUR FACE!!

IT’S COPYRIGHT FREE, SO GO AHEAD AND USE IT AS YOUR OWN! ОКАУ, I’LL DO A SIMPLE GAG! *FACE: I’M CURIOVOS ロキオオ GWOO DON’T MARRY ME! I DON’T WANT YOU AS MY WI-FI! UM… SIGH

OF COURSE. IM A PRO. WHOA! SPOT ON!! AT WHAT?! ギクッ 1 …BUT YOUR WI-FI JOKE IS ONLY A PUNCHLINE, AND THAT JUST WON’T CUT IT. IT’S A QUICK JOKE WITH A SETUP AND A PUNCH- LINE… LET ME GUESS. YOU THOUGHT THAT UP AT A COFFEE SHOP OR SOMEPLACE WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO CONNECT WITH CRAPPY WI-FI? FOLKS IN FRONT OF THE TV AT HOME MIGHT NOT GET THAT JOKE. FOR EXAMPLE, TAKE HARANISHI’S JOKE ABOUT HOW YOU CAN’T STAND UP IF YOU PULL OUT YOUR BACKBONE.

G ٠٠٣١١ IT REALLY: SUCKS WHEN SOMEONE® WHO GETS IT REJECTS YOUR JOKE LOGICALLY. CONSIDER YOUR AUDIENCE WHEN CRAFT- ING YOUR JOKES. ARGH! JOLT YOU’RE ONLY AMUSING YOURSELF. “DOING COMEDY WITH

-BABAM AGTIVATING HIS CURSED TECHNIQUE: MAY REQUIRE CONFIDENCE AND CERTAINTY AND WE’RE DONE HERE!! WHAM AH… I CAN TELL THAT ONE ACTUALLY LANDED.

4114HTT … AS LONG AS OTHER PEOPLE DO! 三井 ULP … YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE SAYING THAT? WHATEVER! YOU’RE JUST A POSEUR WHO’S NEVER BEEN ON STAGE!! IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU DON’T GET MY JOKES… ARE YOU SURE…

HE WHO LAUGHS LOSES!! READY… …SET… LET’S HAVE A STARING CONTEST!! !! …GO!!

LOOK THATAWAY ! ANCEVU ア SKAAF IT WAS A STARING CONTEST ! NO FAIR, MAN!

ALL THAT TOGETHER IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS! NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, IT IS HUMOROUS FOR A HANDSOME GUY WITH FAIR AND DELICATE FEATURES TO HAVE LONG HAIR AND WEAR A MONK’S ROBE. AND WHAT’S WITH THOSE FOREHEAD STITCHES? IS THIS AMATEUR FUNNIER THAN ME? HAND COMICS WHO THINK THE RE FUNNY” COMICS WHO ARE FUNNY…” “TWO TYPES OF COMICS WILL ALWAYS BE LIN DEMANDS が WAP ば つ IT’S OKAY. I AM FUNNY! I’M… I’M FUNNY.

HUF HUF WHAT’S WRONG?

THIS AINT FUNNY® GO ON! LAUGH! YOU’RE AN ENTER- TAINER, AREN’T YOU? DONT LAUGH THEN WHY WOULD THE AUDIENCES!” “DOING COMEDY WITH YOUIS NO FUNI® WHY DID I EVER BECOME AN ENTERTAINER? To be continued!