Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 241

AN AVERAGE UNIVER- SITY. YOU’RE LATE!! TARABA, ON THE PATH TOWARDS BECOMING A COMEDIAN. WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME BEFORE OUR NEXT SHOW!! YOU DON’T EVEN HELP WRITE THE SET! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU THE LATE ONE?! CHAPTER 241: IDIOT SURVIVOR!! ~MOVE ON UP~ 明術廻軼 YOU REEK OF BOOZE… SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY.. …MY BAD. WHATEVER LET’S START. GEGE AKUTAMI!

ин… OH, RIGHT, YEAН… THE RAPPER BIT… YO! SPECIES? NON-NATIVE! FOOD? VEGETATIVE!! …MY BAD. …NOT RINGING A BELL?

SAY “T’M SORRY!!” IT’S THANKS TO ME THAT OUR UPPERCLASSMEN LEAVE US ALONE TO DO OUR OWN THING.! NONE OF THIS “MY BAD” CRAP! DO. THEN REALLY APOLO- GIZE!! THE HELL?! I’LL LAUGH IF IT’S FUNNY!! YOU DON’T GIVE A DAMN, DO YOU?! YOU’RE THE ONE SETTIN’ AN EXAMPLE OF HOW TO BE A COMPLETE ANTI-SOCIAL ASSHOLE!! YOU DONT COME OUT TO DRINK WITH US! YOU DON’T EVEN LAUGH AT OTHER COMICS SETS FROM THE STAGE WINGS!!

YET EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH, IT’S JUST TO YAP ABOUT WHICH CHICK ON THE STAFF YOU’RE BANGING… …OR ABOUT WHAT MYSTERIOUS CONNECTIONS YOU HAVE IN THE BIZ. USE YOUR GODDAMN BRAIN!! ..CUZ I’M POPULAR WITH THE LADIES, IS THAT IT? WE DONT EVEN PERFORM IWICE A YEAR, AND WHEN WE DO, II’S ALL OVERDONE, OUI-OF-DATE MATERIAL. حلا٠٠١١ 赤 ラ SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THAT ABOLIT SUMS IT UP. YOU GO OUT DRINKING ALL NIGHT AND SHOW UP LATE TO PRACTICE, HUNGOVER, ALL FOR MY SAKE?! YOU THINK COZYING UP TO SOME SCHMUCK WHO COULD BE INSTA-KILLED BY USHIJIMA THE LOAN SHARK* WILL MAGICALLY MAKE YOU FUNNY?! 氐 TL/N: A MANGA SERIALIZED FROM 2004 TO 2019. SO YOU’RE JEALOUS…

I’M SAYING WE SHOULD TAKE COMEDY SERIOUSLY, YOU DUMBASS PRICK!! IF WE CAN’T LAUGH AT THIS STUFF, WHY WOULD THE AUDIENCE?! 6 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! DOING COMEDY WITH YOU ISN’T FUN AT ALL!!

WHY DID I BECOME A COMEDIAN AGAIN? OVERS MR. COMIC ONION SPITS 1/2/364/5 1/2/3/4/5 1/2/3/45% Got nauseous before set even started. Death would be better than this. DON’T SWEAT IT. PIGS’LL FLY THE DAY SOMEONE MAKES ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF AN ALIDIENCE LAUGH. IN ANY CASE, I DIDN’T HATE YOUR SET. WHY DID: BECOME A- COMEDIÁN AGAIN? …УЕАН

HOW MANY MORE TIMES CAN WE GIVE IT “ONE LAST SHOT”?! WE’RE ALREADY IN OUR THIRTIES!! PEOPLE OUR AGE HAVE ALREADY CLIMBED THE CORPORATE LADDER! THEY HAVE WIVES AND KIDS THEY’RE PROVIDING FOR!! LET’S JUST GIVE IT ONE LAST SHOT. ٨٨ WE SHOULD DISBAND. HOW MUCH LONGER GAN WE KEEP DOING THIS..?! HOW MUCH LONGER..?

HOW MUCH LONGER, нин… 上がりください I’D SAY NEXT STOP, C-I”, BUT HERE I AM AS A LONE-WOLF COMIC YET AGAIN… I WISH I COULD BE A REGULAR ON A SKETCH SHOW… SOMETHING LIKE AN EMCEE ON AN IDOL SHOW COULD BE GOOD 100… * A CONTEST TO DECIDE THE BEST COMEDY DUO IN JAPAN. …IT’S A PRETTY SOLID GIG. YOU DON’T NEED A PARTNER, AND YOU GET TO TEST YOUR SKILLS AS A COMIC BY MAKING GIRLS WHO ARE COMPLETE AMATELIRS SEEM INTERESTING. COMEDY SUPERFANS LIKE ME KNOW THAT WORK IS OFTEN LOOKED DOWN ON, BUT… THEN THOSE GIRLS’LL SOMEDAY SHOW UP ON SOME VARIETY SHOWS, AND… 8%

UNTIL IVE TOLD EVERY JOKE I POSSIBLY CAN! HOW MUCH LONGER…? WHY DID I BECOME A COMEDIAN AGAIN? I’M SAYING WE SHOULD TAKE COMEDY SERIOUSLY!! IT’S ONLY NATURAL MOST – KIDS DIDN’T LIKE ME.T: OH, RIGHT. I WAS THE KIND = OF SERIOUS KID WHO WAS ALWAYS COLD E TOWARD OTHERS.

I WANTED TO PUT ALL MY EFFORT TOWARDS JOKING. … AND I WANTED TO CHANGE THAT ABOUT MYSELF: I WAS LONELY… MADE ME. SO HAPPY. I… I MADE THEM REALIZE I WASN’T A BAD GUY. IMADE THEM ALL LAUGH. I MADE MORE AND MORE FRIENDS… •BUT NEVER A PARTNER

MAN, I CAN’T KEEP DOING MANZAI WITH YOU. SLURP SLUVURP WUH?! ARE YOU FOR REAL?! YOU MEAN THAT?! IF I WERE SERIOUS, I WOULDN’T BE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN! …HEHE HEH. MNL HAHAH… MUST BE NICE. NEXT UP TO THE STAAAGE… SLUUUURP

テンの デ” ケ …THEN THEY’D THINK I’M FUNNY. IF THEY KNEW ME BETTER… AND THEN I WOULDN’T BE SO LONELY… WHAT EVEN IS “TAKING COMEDY SERIOUSLY?” I WANT PEOPLE TO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER.

THAT’S ALL OFFSTAGE BUSINESS. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ALIDIENCE. WHY ARE YOU DOING COMEDY IN THE FIRST PLACE? EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THE GOOFY ME, RIGHT? …NO, I DON’T THINK THAT’S WHAT’S IMPORTANT. …? IS THAT ANY FUN?

…BECAUSE I WANTED EVERYONE TO GET TO KNOW ME BETTER. I BECAME A COMEDIAN… …AS LONG AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES!! I DONT CARE IF YOU DON’T THINK IT’S FUNNY… AND YET… …I WENT AND SAID ALL THAT. EVEN STILL, HE WASN’T TRYING TO TELL ME TO GIVE UP. PIGSLL FLY THE DAY SOMEONE MAKES ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF AN AUDIENCE LAUGHE I THINK WHAT KEN-SAN SAID IS COMPLETELY RIGHT.

I TOOK HIS WORDS IN A WAY THAT WORKED FOR ME, AND I GAVE UP. SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY, I STOPPED TAKING COMEDY SERIOUSLY. I WANTED TO AFFIRM MYSELF. I WASN’T CONFRONTING THE LAUGHS HEAD-ON. HE FUMP BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT TO GET HURT.

T TOOK ME UNTIL MY LATE TWENTIES TO REACH SUCH A LEVEL…. WHAT STELLAR FORM. TRUE PROSTRATION! WHAT AM I SAYING? WAIT… I’M 5000 0000 RRY!!

EVEN IF NINETY-NINE OUT OF ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING, I STILL WON’T BE SATISFIED!! I DON’T CARE IF I’M STUBBORN, I WANT TO MAKE THAT LAST PERSON LAUGH!! WHICH IS WHY…!! I LIED TO YOU!! I DON’T THINK IT’S FINE THAT YOU DON’T FIND IT FUNNY, EVEN IF EVERYONE ELSE DOES!! I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO GET HURT!! I PUT YOU DOWN TO PROTECT MYSELF!!

THAT’S MY BRAND OF COMEDY!! I’LL MAKE YOU LAUGH SO HARD, YOU PUKE UP YOUR GUTS!! LET’S SEE YOU TRY. Erites IS THAT SO? GET THOSE BIG, BIG LAUGHS!! A PERFECT- HUNDRED!! JUJUTSU KAISEN _CH, 290 LEND. BREAK NEXT WEEK.