Jujutsu Kaisen Chapter 243

ปปปปิริป KAISEN CHAPTER 243: FOOLISH SURVIVOR LAUGHING IT UP Nu. 247/ *PINCHAN BY GEGE AKUTAMI

WHY NOW?! WE’VE ALREADY STARTED! YOU WERE GONNA ASK ME TO HELP YOU MOVE, WEREN’T YOU?! TCH! BUT OUR NAMES ARE TAKABA AND KENJAKU. ANYHOO, PLEASED TO MEETCHA! YOU FREE ON WEDNES- DAY? HEY, WHASSUP? TRANSLATION: JOHN WERRY OH, THEN NEVER MIND. LETTERING: SNIR AHARON IM FREE, UNLESS IT’S TO HELP A FRIEND MOVE. HI, WERE PINCHAN! REMEMBER US AS PINCH AND CHANCE!

C’MON! WORK WITH ME HERE! NOPE !! YOU FAMILIAR WITH TARO? ALL PARENTS TELL THAT FOLK TALE TO THEIR KIDS! OH, SORRY. DAD WASN’T AROUND, AND MA WAS BUSY! WELL, I DON’T KNOW IT! THAT MUST BE A SORE SUBJECT. SERI- OUSLY? BECAUSE I’M LONELY AND CRAVE ATTENTION. BECAUSE MY MA WAS BUSY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT FATHER- LESS HOMES, BUT I WAS HAPPY! I HAD A LOVING MOTHER WHO READ STORIES TO ME ALL THE TIME! LIKE MOMOTARO! GAH!! SO YOU DO KNOW IT!! WHY’D YOU LIE?!

TCH! I NOTICED WHEN YOU CLICKED YOUR TONGUE AT ME. YOU WERE A BIT TOO HARSH AT THE START. I DID NOT! ОН? WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM? NO, NO, NO… I WAS EMPLOYING A LITERARY CONVEN- TION. WELL, I’M TOO DUMB MAYBE TO UNDER- YOUD STAND PREFER A DOG, THAT!! MONKEY, AND PHEASANT FOR FRIENDS?! I’M SENSITIVE TO MOODS, SO I TELL OLD TALES TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP. LIKE I SAID! IM TOO DUMB FOR THAT !! BUT УЕАН, THAT’S ONE THEORY!! TOO MUCH INFO, MAN!! MOMOTARO WAS ACTUALLY BORN AFTER THE OLD MAN AND WOMAN ATE A REJU- VENATING PEACH AND BUMPED UGLIES.

HEY, NOT SO FAST!! NO CAN DO! I GOT A PHOBIA OF FOOD THAT PEO- PLE MAKE BY HAND! HA HA! JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE IT!! BUT DON’T DIE YET, ОКАУ?! AW, HOW SWEET OF YOU. YOU’RE ALREADY BACK IN MY GOOD GRACES. AIN’T THAT FUNNY? WOULDNT KNOW! I’M TOO DUMB!! BUT YOU NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY! I’M OFF TO FIGHT DEMONS, GRANNY!! MOMOTARO, TAKE THESE KIBI DUMPLINGS WITH YOU. YOU’RE THE WORST !! BUT THE ELDERLY ARE A BURDEN ON YOUNGER GENERATIONS, SO I’LL BE GLAD WHEN I DON’T HAVE TO SEE YOUR MUG ANY- MORE, YA OLD BATHI BUT THEY DO LOOK DELICIOUS!! AS AN OLD WOMAN TAKING IT EASY ON HER PENSION, YOU MUST’VE HAD TIME TO SPEND MAKING THEM!!

MAKE IT A JAPANESE BREED OR IT’S TOO JARRING!! LOOK! A MUTT! OR A SHIBA INU!! A GOLDEN RETRIEVER! EVERY FRIED CHICKEN JOINT WINS THAT!! NOT WINNING 15 WHAT’S HARD! THESE DUMPLINGS ARE TASTY! THEY EVEN WON A GOLD PRIZE. I BETTER NOT. IT MAY HAVE ONIONS IN IT. WAIT. IS IT ОКАУ ТО GIVE DOGS DUMPLINGS? GOOD POINT. AFTER ALL, ONIONS ARE TOXIC TO DOGS. NOW YOU’RE BEING TOO REALISTIC.

NOW YOU’RE YAKKING IT UP WITH THE DOG’S OWNER?! I’LL CALL DEMON ISLAND TO CANCEL. I WONDER IF THE PHONE NUMBER IS ON THE WEB- SITE. OOH! IT HAS A PROFILE ON THE TABE- LOG SITE! MUST YOU BE SO JARRING?! HELLO? I’D LIKE TO CANCEL MY RESERVATION FOR TODAY. UH-HUH… UH-HUH… OH, THERE’S A CANCELLA- TION FEE? HELLO? YES… YES… UH-HUH… UH-HUH… I THINK IT’S A GOLDEN…. WA HA HA HA HA HA! OH, IT’S A LABRADOR? WHAT ABOUT FIGHTING DEMONS? DOES THAT MATTER RIGHT NOW?! THERE’S A PHONE NUMBER ON ITS COLLAR!! ENOUGH WITH THE DETAILS!! IT’S TOO JARRING!! THE OWNER LIVES IN NERIMA. THAT’S 30 MINUTES ON FOOT. WHOA! IT ONLY HAS 2.1 STARS!! HA HA HA!

T00000 THE DEMONS DIDN’T ARE SURE YOU TO KICK LEARN IN THEIR SCHOOL BUTTS! THAT PIECEMEAL ATTACKS DONT WORK?! IT’LL BE DROPPING POOP BOMBS! ARE YOU IN ELE- MENTARY SCHOOL?! YES? THEY CAN’T TOUCH A PHEASANT IN FLIGHT! HOLD ON A SECOND!! HERE’S WHAT I’LL DO! I’LL SEND THE MONKEY AND PHEASANT AHEAD TO FIGHT!! つっつうつつつ IDIOT. HAVEN’T YOU EVER HEARD OF AIR SUPREMACY? UUUا 0000 AND POOP BOMBS ARE AWE- SOME!!!

…OR SPARING MY ANIMAL SIDEKICKS LIVES. THE DOG DOESN’T NEED A NAME. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE TO CHOOSE… BETWEEN EASING JOHN’S OWNER’S WORRY… OBVIOUSLY, SPARING LIVES IS MORE IM- PORTANT. WHAT?! WHY?! ANYWAY, I’M FIRING THE PHEASANT. NICE PUN!! AND THE CROWD’S UP OUT THEIR SEATS!! SO THE OWNER DOESN’T QUAIL IN WORRY.

I JUST REALIZED UM… WHAT’S WRONG? …THIS HAS TO END.

IT’S MY DREAM PERFOR- MANCE. BUT I LIKE EVEN THEM! THEY’RE ADORABLE! YOUR FANS LOVE HOW YOU LOOK, BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT COMEDY. <h 报炎 *FAN: KEN-KUN *FAN: LEAVE ME IN STITCHES SO I DON’T WANT THIS TO END.

XOU00 DON’T CRY. IT’LL KILL THE MOOD. vouc JCOSOOO I DON’T WANT IT TO END!

THAT’S ENOUGH.

YOU… THANK YOU. CRÄCKED ME UP!

WHY DIDNT I NOTICE?! OHZ GET 1T000 HOW DID THIS HAPPENE OKKOTSO HAS IMMENSE CURSED ENERGY!, I DIDNT WANT AN INTER- RUPTION.

… THE PLAN ALL ALONG? WAS THIS… TAKABA WOULDN’T KILL ANYONE. I HATE TO LEAVE SO MUCH UNDONE… MY WILL SHALL BE CARRIED ON. To be continued! I SEE… …BUT…